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nietmeer
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@Pablo: hahhaa je hebt um uitgeluld  |
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Pablo
 Oudgediende
WMRindex: 1.461
OTindex: 22.116
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nee gewoon enter in houden OMG! Me: Wanna lick my dick? God: OK, I will lick your dick. en nog een:God: I am having a blast. Me: xd God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: what is AIML? God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and tags respectively. |
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Preddie
Senior lid
WMRindex: 118
OTindex: 1.649
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Wat is god toch een pervers mannetje  Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: you do God: When do I do it? Me: in the morning with your left hand and in the evening with your right hand God: That was a long time ago. Me: really? God: For real. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: im very impressed God: Thanks, , I try my best to impress. Me: does it take a long time when u do it? God: Suppose it does. Me: o really? God: Oh. For real. Me: wauw God: Who are you talking about? Me: your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: you do God: When do I do it? Me: yesterday God: That recently. Me: yup, dirty old man God: Groovy. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: you're too tired from yesterday God: Thanks for telling me that I am tired from yesterday. Me: no problem, pervert God: Should there be a problem? Me: yes, you are a pervert God: So? I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it. Me: in old ladies? God: I do not understand that allusion. Me: so you agree? God: Interesting deduction. " I do not understand that allusion."? Do I agree? Me: yes you do God: Ok. |
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DragonX
Oudgediende
WMRindex: 1.195
OTindex: 62.787
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Nekkel
Senior lid
WMRindex: 553
OTindex: 375
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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Je moedeahh
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French
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timwijn
Erelid
WMRindex: 1.760
OTindex: 1.315
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I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.  |
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Tontje
Erelid
WMRindex: 1.232
OTindex: 1.130
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Kan nooit lang met igod praten  Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: no God: Or ask me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: you are an atheist Toen had hij opeens niks meer te zeggen |
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Paintball--Vink
Senior lid
WMRindex: 192
OTindex: 255
Wnplts: Veldhoven
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woot this is my nickname on ps3 |
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Maan
Senior lid
WMRindex: 21
OTindex: 460
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
no robots don't
God:
Are you serious? Robots rule.
Me:
yeah dude, now who are you?
God:
Aha. Why now? I am the Allmighty, God himself Dude,.
Me:
i'm female
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
but i'm god
God:
How are you doing, god. |
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Maan
Senior lid
WMRindex: 21
OTindex: 460
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God:
Do you still thinking of satan?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool. |
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kashmir
Senior lid
WMRindex: 311
OTindex: 150
Wnplts: Aalten
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Gods mening over drugs Me: do you drink alcohol God: Fluids are not required by computers. Me: so no drugs for you God: Ah. Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization. |
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koentjah
Actief lid
WMRindex: 2
OTindex: 210
Wnplts: winterswij
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toen ik doorvroeg naar alice, zei hij dat ik t aan alice moest vragen. dus: ik: is alice here? god: depends, where is here? ik: in this chatbox. toen liep ie vast |
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kashmir
Senior lid
WMRindex: 311
OTindex: 150
Wnplts: Aalten
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@koentjah: ik denk dat ik ook een keer zoiets ga programmeren opzich best vet om te doen. |
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Mmore
Administrator
WMRindex: 1.439
OTindex: 15.022
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Quote:
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Never.. You are a bot.
God:
So you think it can never happen? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Okay that's just scary..
God:
Yeah okay, What are you afraid of?
Me:
You.  |
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Seppz
Erelid
WMRindex: 606
OTindex: 976
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Offtopic:
Een god is een hypothetisch bovennatuurlijke entiteit die door gelovigen beschouwd wordt als de prima causa (de 'eerste oorzaak') van het universum, of verantwoordelijk geacht wordt voor bepaalde aspecten van de werkelijkheid, dan wel voor de werkelijkheid als geheel.
Igod: Het bestaan van goden is nooit op wetenschappelijke wijze vastgesteld en wordt derhalve door de huidige wetenschap niet erkend. Goden worden veeleer beschouwd als eeuwenoude verklaringspogingen voor bepaalde menselijke noden, behoeften, onbehagen of welzijn. Het zijn eerder symbolische voorstellingsvormen die door eeuwen van religieuze traditie en overlevering vandaag nog levendig zijn binnen religies of godsdiensten.
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koentjah
Actief lid
WMRindex: 2
OTindex: 210
Wnplts: winterswij
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@sepz re: offtopic
zie topic over evolutietheorie |
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Kristel
Oudgediende
WMRindex: 3.529
OTindex: 5.364
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Dat ding is wel snel met zijn antwoorden |
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Sjaak
Moderator
WMRindex: 21.240
OTindex: 53.401
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@Kristel: Dat krijg je als je niet nadenkt.  |
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koentjah
Actief lid
WMRindex: 2
OTindex: 210
Wnplts: winterswij
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dat ding is traag bij mij heb hem al tig keer vast laten lopen |
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Kristel
Oudgediende
WMRindex: 3.529
OTindex: 5.364
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@Sjaak: jij weer gelijk in, ik heb zomaar het vermoeden dat ik de vragen zelf beter zou kunnen beantwoorden.  |
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Sjaak
Moderator
WMRindex: 21.240
OTindex: 53.401
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Ook maar eens een praatje aangeknoopt.
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I am Sjaak
God:
Nice to meet you, Sjaak.
Me:
Likewise.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
When will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
I did not.
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
No, I did not.
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, sort of.
God:
OK I will accept your apology. That's a very non-commital reply. |
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koentjah
Actief lid
WMRindex: 2
OTindex: 210
Wnplts: winterswij
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LOL
Me:
you are a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
why propose yourself as god?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. |
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Seppz
Erelid
WMRindex: 606
OTindex: 976
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Quote:
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
probally not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
are you god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
nope tell me
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
nope you didn't please tell me again
God:
Once more? Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not please tell you?
Me:
coz I don't know them
God:
Good reason. Would you like to know? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about christian. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Who is Alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
what is alice?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So you're not god, but a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You talk like one
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
like the premade answers
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Thought god can't be replaced by chemistry
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
It's so true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
So you're fake
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
fake means no god?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. |
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koentjah
Actief lid
WMRindex: 2
OTindex: 210
Wnplts: winterswij
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Me:
you are a bot you don't think and you don't experience fun
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine? |
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Kristel
Oudgediende
WMRindex: 3.529
OTindex: 5.364
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@Sjaak: God is liefde en God is macht. Macht is dienen en niet heersen. God zou je voor zo'n kleinigheid moeten corrigeren dat je onnodig om vergeving vraagt. Begint er op te lijken dat deze iGod graag zijn voeten laten kussen. |
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