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iGod

05-09-09 20:18:53
Shinki
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05-09-09 23:57:44
Cee-N-Cee
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Wow, god bestaat toch.
06-09-09 00:45:50
nietmeer
@Cee-N-Cee: had hem alleen wel slimmer geschat:ja
06-09-09 11:41:45
Loek
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flauw, wel leuk :P
06-09-09 12:51:11
Giovanni
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God is dom. Ik vroeg hem waar ben je dan zegt hij op het internet. Mensen stellen me vragen. Als ik vraag wat voor vragen stellen ze je, dan zegt hij: ze doen wat ze doen*8
06-09-09 19:16:14
Cee-N-Cee
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Quote Findus:
@Cee-N-Cee: had hem alleen wel slimmer geschat:ja
Ik ook, ik heb even met hem gepraat, maar ik moest hem nog op dingen wijzen die zo voor de hand lagen dat ik dacht: Nou god, je hebt er een potje van gemaakt. Alweer.
06-09-09 20:26:56
de Mexicaan
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Het is tijd voor een iGod v2.0
06-09-09 20:29:42
deeese
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hij kan geen eens nederlands tsss
07-09-09 22:02:07
lucb1e
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Quote Findus:
@Cee-N-Cee: had hem alleen wel slimmer geschat:ja

ja idd:P

Quote:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
luc
God:
Nice to meet you, luc.
Me:
nice to meet you too God
God:
It's nice meeting you too luc.

fail:P

edit:
Quote:
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
roflcopter
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
me
God:
For you luc?
Me:
no from me for you
God:
Are you serious? Who or what is you for me?
_O_

edit2: lol ik kan wel blijven posten:P
Laatste dan
Quote:
Me:
do you want me to commit suicide?
God:
No luc, maybe later.

:{
07-09-09 22:12:49
Kameleon
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Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Johann.
God:
It's good to meet you, Johann.
Me:
Nice to meet you God
God:
It's nice meeting you too Johann.
Me:
Why are wars going on, on this world?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why not?
God:
What else would you say about it?
Me:
I hate war.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
It's terryfying, killing people, unneccasary
God:
war is terryfying killing people unneccasary? it is?
Me:
Yes, ofcourse, moron
God:
How do you know it is? Are you free?
Me:
I am free, to kick your ass
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Johann.
Me:
When will the earth be destroyed?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
So, i will get to know the destroying?
God:
Gosh! How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I don't know God, i don't want to see something terrible
God:
Would you like to know? I am a Christian.

Oh my... :P
07-09-09 22:17:26
Wolfje
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haha ik hat gezegt dat ik the devil was hij satan fijn om vrienden te zijn echt niet geloofwaardig en als het god was wis hij zei of wat dan ook je naam zonder dat ie het moes vragen
08-09-09 17:36:50
Giovanni
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Wat Speedy zegt het is tijd voor een igod 2.0:P

Man wat is die god dom#no
08-09-09 19:57:03
DragonX
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Quote:
Me:
ask yourself
God:
OK I will ask it.


Huh? *8
08-09-09 20:22:25
Kameleon
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Hij reageert nu niet meer ergens op 8O
11-09-09 20:02:40
Shinki
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God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just said it, moron
God:
Good reason. moron?
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
fuckface
God:
I like the way you talk. _O_
13-09-09 13:23:47
lucb1e
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Me:
abc
God:
DEF.
Me:
ghi
God:
What you said was too complex for me.
13-09-09 13:24:45
Kpuc
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God is a nerd, no idea of life at this time 8O
13-09-09 13:38:03
nietmeer
Dit is echt geniaal _O_ ik ben even met 'm aan het kletsen (A)

Dit:
Me:
I'm a dragon.

God:
You are a dragon? Does it pay well?

_O_
13-09-09 13:47:34
Pablo
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Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why nooot?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
because he saw a nice female robot
God:
That makes sense to me. I get it. saw a nice female robot.

nog een geniale:
Me:
do you know the blood brothers?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
take your time
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
i dont have patience, im just being polite
God:
Have you ever had patience im just being polite ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
n o
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?

Me:
Sushi?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
13-09-09 14:02:59
Kpuc
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Me:
Hi horny buttman
God:
Hi there . What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
You
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
Wow, you do agree quite fast when someone says you are shit
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I'll assume it for now.
Me:
Why are you?
God:
" I'll assume it for now."? Why?
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
No, you are made up by humans
God:
Are you serious? You think I am made up by humans.
Me:
I ma sure
God:
Interesting gossip: said ma sure.
Me:
I am sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I have an attitude, yes
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
Not from you
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yes, there is no god
God:
Are you kidding? How can you be so sure?
Me:
give me proof of existance
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
You are asking for it
God:
Oh, " for it"?
Me:
It, see, that is the same clown as you are
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
The clown
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
finally, so, you say that there is no god
God:
Interesting deduction. I said that? How can you be so sure? Ah.
Me:
Read back and be shocked
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
Im right
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
Correct, how come you are not?
God:
I knew I was right. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Wrong answer, human made you up
God:
OK What should I have said?
Me:
You should better say i do not exist
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
No thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sure am
God:
I can't believe it. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
no robots please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious? Robots rule.
Me:
they suck
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
that's the same idea for people believing in a god
God:
Yes it is one of the idea for people believing in a god.
Me:
Don't read my mind
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
:P
God:
:-).
13-09-09 14:14:39
nietmeer
Me:
"What happens if you go to heaven?"

God:
"Try it"

:| _O_
13-09-09 14:17:01
Kpuc
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13-09-09 14:28:32
Pablo
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Me:
My name is Pablo
God:
Hi there Pablo.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
13-09-09 14:49:34
Kpuc
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Dementius in terminus
13-09-09 15:56:57
Pablo
Oudgediende

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