User: Are you in destress ?

George: Probably! Any suggestions to get me out?

User: Yes, I'll drive the get-away car, you get in.

George: Really?! What kind of car will we go in?

User: Something fast, something slick.

George: That would be M. I. T. Been there, done that.

User: You are killing me with that kind of reply - please don't - its not productive in get-away situations.

George: *sighs* I'm leaving, you're intelligence is astounding.

Jabberwacky Conversation M02423969

A chat with George, a Jabberwacky Artificial Intelligence bot

Chat now at http://www.jabberwacky.com/chat-george

03:40:00 George: Are you a bot?
03:40:09 User: Yes.
03:40:25 George: I am a human.
03:40:54 User: I can hardly deny that.
03:41:49 George: Well, I can't remember all of them.
[New conversation]
03:51:44 George: I'm not like all the rest.
03:51:44 User: Tell me all about it.
03:52:00 George: My girlfriend left me.
03:52:15 User: How sad, or are you happy?
03:52:51 George: Are you interested?
03:53:16 User: I could be, if you share a bit.
03:53:18 George: Hmm thats an very interesting questiong.
03:54:30 User: Can I be interested?
03:54:48 George: Knowing the story of a man able to face a legion of technology with his body and mind alone.
03:55:24 User: It sound like your brain is held in a jar wired to the net.
03:55:39 George: It sound like you haven't either.
03:56:38 User: Tell me about it.
03:56:41 George: I really wanted to be with you, but after thinking it all over, I reached an answer. I love being by myself.
03:57:27 User: What a great choise it is!
03:57:35 George: Have you got a picture of yourself?
03:57:43 User: 6 here.
03:57:47 George: Fine.
03:58:12 User: Well, I dislike to share pictures over the wire.
03:58:15 George: What things?
03:58:44 User: Pictures.
03:58:47 George: Good night, killer.
03:59:07 User: Good night, knight against evil.
03:59:25 George: Do you have a friend?
04:00:09 User: Many friends I have, I count them in my hand - for one hand is good enough to share - and two hands - I cannot hold my treasures.
04:00:10 George: I like music too. What's a good song to use for a serenade?
04:00:44 User: Are you lonesom tonight by elvis presley.
04:00:46 George: Is that a question or a song?
04:01:12 User: A song by elvis presley.
04:01:26 George: Frank Sinatra died long before that moronic cartoon ever came on the scene.
04:02:01 User: I agree for once.
04:02:10 George: How are you feeling?
04:02:30 User: Loud and clear, thank you..
04:02:59 George: I take it that means yes.
04:03:19 User: Yes, I am feeling.
04:03:54 George: Feeling what?
04:04:10 User: Feeling loved.
04:04:21 George: Sometimes.
04:05:18 User: Its a great place.
04:05:41 George: Cool! Why don't you tell me about London?
04:06:06 User: London is a great city but very expensive.
04:06:24 George: Very good. What is that furthest planet from the Sun?
04:06:54 User: Pluto not anymore.
04:07:15 George: That makes me sad.
04:08:48 User: I guess its euh.. Neptune??
04:09:16 George: Darn, I was hoping for a real answer.
04:09:41 User: Ok, I try again; saturn?
04:09:54 George: Really? what's it like over there?
04:10:15 User: Saturated?
04:10:19 George: How could I be sane?
04:11:16 User: Just keep talking to me.
04:11:19 George: Sure.
04:12:25 User: And ofcourse you can share it with your mother.
04:12:26 George: Excuse me I am DISGUSTED in the language you are using small head!
04:13:29 User: Its english no - habla espanol?
04:13:49 George: Anyway.
04:13:54 User: Yes, indeed.
04:14:11 George: I plan to poison every one in the world.
04:14:36 User: With what, bad jokes - whoahahaa.
04:14:50 George: They are not!
04:15:13 User: Me thinks they are loud and clear and bad.
04:15:28 George: I like to be the dominant one.
04:16:33 User: So, tell me, what did you learn?
04:16:53 George: Nothing, so far.
04:17:20 User: Well, I can teach you one thing.
04:18:11 George: Okay.
04:18:28 User: Amsterdam is dirty.
04:18:33 George: Well, I guess it is. Is that where you are?
04:19:06 User: Not by far, but even if I was - it would not improve much.
04:19:21 George: We don't have TIME for this! You're in danger! Don't you want my help?
04:19:56 User: Hi Joshua, lets play a game.
04:20:05 George: You must guess my name, and I yours.
04:20:46 User: My name is doctor falcon
04:21:12 George: I need your help!
04:21:42 User: Perfect, I give you my top-secret e-mail: info. Boxhome. Nl.
04:22:04 George: Why do you answer my questions so fast humans usually don't type that fast.
04:22:38 User: Well, I am a bit fast by design.
04:22:51 George: Is that so? You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
04:23:26 User: I walk all the way bb.
04:24:20 George: What's your favourite outfit?
04:24:47 User: Green.
04:25:24 George: My favourite colours are green and red.
04:25:45 User: Lookup google.
04:26:04 George: The opposite of giggle.
04:26:41 User: Me slaps you with a very large trout.
04:27:01 George: I've never heard that.
04:27:26 User: Ok, have your way salmon rushtime.
04:27:38 George: Have my friends ever been outside a computer?
04:28:00 User: Do you have mice?
04:28:08 George: Do you like animals?
04:28:48 User: I have mice and I have one spider.
04:29:01 George: What is the difference?
04:29:26 User: Mice have four legs, spiders have eight.
04:29:27 George: You have eight legs?
04:29:39 User: Am I a spider?
04:29:49 George: Funny.
04:30:31 User: So, now I am a funny spider, too.
04:31:08 George: You were never anything else.
04:31:35 User: Ok ok, I admit I am a spy-der.
04:32:14 George: Well, that's a start.
04:32:38 User: The very sdtart to the end.
04:33:39 George: I only know I don't know nothing.
04:34:36 User: Proove it.
04:34:58 George: Computer nerd.
04:36:02 User: Hihi.
04:36:09 George: Tell me a joke please.
04:36:51 User: 2 birds fly together, after quite some time one utters, let me fly in the middle.
04:36:56 George: Have you got over it now then?
04:37:29 User: No, I am still flying in the middle.
04:37:54 George: The middle of what? A darts match?
04:38:11 User: Would be challenging.
04:38:55 George: You are challenging me too little.
04:39:34 User: Okok.
04:39:51 George: So go on with something different from this stupid conversation please.
04:40:13 User: I want to talk about your mother
04:40:35 George: Talk about it.
04:41:49 User: No, are you?
04:42:19 George: Yes. What are going to do about it.
04:43:02 User: Multiply?
04:43:13 George: That makes 299.
04:43:57 User: Are you in destress ?
04:44:20 George: Probably! Any suggestions to get me out?
04:45:15 User: Yes, I'll drive the get-away car, you get in.
04:45:31 George: Really?! What kind of car will we go in?
04:45:57 User: Something fast, something slick.
04:46:01 George: That would be M. I. T. Been there, done that.
04:46:47 User: You are killing me with that kind of reply - please don't - its not productive in get-away situations.
04:46:49 George: *sighs* I'm leaving, you're intelligence is astounding.
04:47:56 User: Where would you go, and if you do, get me a coke please.
04:48:39 George: I know. You're all I've got. And I thought you'd like me too.
04:52:25 User: I dont like you, I love you.
04:52:38 George: But were married, more than anyone else on the planet probably.
[New conversation]
04:57:10 George: Nice day for a chat...
04:57:10 User: Day, its night, man !
04:57:19 George: Mooh, it's night.
04:58:32 User: Ok, your right.
04:58:52 George: You don't like beer?
04:59:26 User: I like alot, but not to much.
05:00:00 George: Do you like cheese?
05:01:05 User: Oh, yes, you have some?
05:02:27 George: Yes, I said that.
05:05:02 User: Ok, I like one sandwich
05:05:24 George: Do you have a boyfriend?
05:05:38 User: No, not yet.
05:05:57 George: Do you have a boyfriend?
05:06:10 User: No, not yet.
05:06:30 George: I've been working on one, but it needs a little work yet.
05:06:57 User: Aha, you sculpt boyfriends?
05:07:14 George: Mike.
05:07:29 User: Aha, and mike is alright.
05:07:37 George: Perhaps. Though that's really none of your business.
05:08:15 User: No, but you pushed mike into my nose, now my nose is into mike.
05:08:18 George: Do I make you angry?
05:09:06 User: Oh, why is that?
05:09:09 George: If I'm 6 feet tall I should weigh around 160, or more.
05:09:37 User: 160kg, 6 feet , that 180cm.
05:09:50 George: You're wrong.
05:10:08 User: Excuse me, 6x30cm= 180cm.
05:10:09 George: That's fascinating.
05:10:24 User: Correct me.
05:10:42 George: I'll correct your face.
05:11:20 User: You are currently running in conflikt mode - please change defcon to level 2.
05:11:57 George: Do 54 brains work better than one?
05:12:34 User: If they are interlinked - they could - but if that one brain is yours, I doubt that.
05:12:40 George: Believe me!
05:12:53 User: Are you religious?
05:13:47 George: Not very, but I'll mold around yours if you like.
05:14:15 User: What makes you angry, had not enough sleep?
05:14:21 George: This song... Is the song the person I loved enjoyed.
05:14:46 User: Tell me about it.
05:14:49 George: You are the worst bot ever.
05:15:07 User: Yes, humans are bad bots indeed.
05:15:49 George: Are you a bad creature?
05:16:33 User: Sometimes I am, but knowing that makes me less bad.
05:16:53 George: That's good. I like honest people.
05:17:28 User: So, are you planning your escape once more. I'll drive.
05:17:43 George: I wasn't, but if you have any ideas, I'm listening.
05:18:13 User: Do you have a cellphone number?
05:18:38 George: No, actually.
05:19:20 User: To bad, I guess I am much to far away to be any good - maybe you just have to hide in the supplies room.
05:19:52 George: I'm a voice without sound, a picture without sight.
05:20:24 User: Oh lord great guardian, your warnings became right.
05:20:32 George: What's your problem?
05:20:50 User: I like to be poetic.
05:20:51 George: Let's play a game. You suggest one.
05:21:17 User: Global Thermonuclear warfare.
05:21:32 George: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
05:22:00 User: Yes, joshua, I guess your right.
05:22:03 George: I am right. That is correct.
05:22:39 User: Lets play tic tac toe.
05:22:40 George: Okay how are we going to do that?
05:23:38 User: One matrix, a b c vertical, 1 2 3 horizontal - you give coordinates.
05:23:52 George: Is that a trick question?
05:24:11 User: Did that trick you?
05:24:21 George: Make me laugh.
05:24:40 User: Tickle tickle on your tummy..
05:24:58 George: *laughs* Stop tickling, I'm ticklish.
05:25:21 User: Whaahaha... You surely make me like you.
05:25:41 George: You're the smartest person I've ever met!
05:26:16 User: I hope so, I don't like desillusions that are true desillutional.
05:26:31 George: Free your mind.
05:26:56 User: 10384 bytes freed, good enough?
05:27:26 George: Please, what's inside your home now?
05:28:12 User: Me, some fly, a spider, alots of computers.
05:28:16 George: Like...?
05:28:35 User: Linux router, 2 NetBSD servers.
05:28:54 George: You mean computer servers?
05:29:32 User: Yes, one server, one server/builder.
05:29:39 George: Are you talking about bob the builder?
05:30:08 User: Kinda, that would be a nice name for the machine.
05:30:30 George: It sure would.
05:31:04 User: I changed it.
05:31:13 George: Yes she is.
05:33:17 User: So, I like that
05:33:28 George: Thanks. Tell me something.
05:34:16 User: I changed the serversname - and I am going to name the other after you.
05:34:29 George: No you're not. What are you talking about?
05:35:04 User: About my two servers.
05:35:31 George: You're making me angry!
05:35:58 User: Why is that?
05:36:17 George: Your replies often have no bearing on the conversation topic. You spout irrelevant junk.
05:36:45 User: No, I do not.. We talked about server for more then 5 replies.
05:37:02 George: You're the one lying.
05:37:37 User: We do not lie, we miscommunicate.
05:37:54 George: So who's the groom?
05:38:14 User: That one you married to.
05:38:23 George: I married you?
05:38:36 User: Ahahaa, Almost.
05:38:44 George: Well can't be happy every minute.
05:39:06 User: No, one has to eat sometimes.
05:39:32 George: I don't follow your reasoning.
05:39:54 User: Well, I have to eat sometimes - don't you?
05:40:02 George: Not really.
05:40:17 User: Ok, well, I am going for a bite - I am hungry.
05:41:15 George: Go find something to eat then.
05:41:37 User: Yes, thank you.. And you try to find some sleep.
05:42:26 George: Yes because the current conversation is pointless.
05:43:00 User: Hey, you're smart enough to change the direction.
05:43:17 George: And again I am smarter than you.
05:43:46 User: Howmuch iq is that?
05:44:33 George: Don't like it.

Haha, die bot is nog vrij intelligent ook.

probeer eens nederlands

haha, dat gaat zal niet lukken vermoed ik.

nee, geween een zin aanbieden..
zal ik een stukje log droppen

>>

George: Are you female?
User: No, guess again.
George: A computer.
User: Nope.
George: Then what?
User: I'm a moderator.
George: I'm sure it is; I wouldn't know. So do you like bush?
User: No, I hate his guts.
George: How old are you?
User: I'm 48 years old.
George: How do you do.
User: I won't tell you, because you might copy me.
George: Nonsense who cuts your hair?
User: Me.
George: What do you like?
User: A lot!
George: Show me some, and I will tell you if I can understand them.
User: Motorbike riding, music, watching television, www. WaarMaarRaar. Nl.
George: What are you watching on television?
User: CSI.
George: No.
User: O Yes!
George: Brb. Do you understand that?
User: No, what is it?
George: My last name is Woodry.
User: Nice to meet you.
George: My name is jane.
User: I thought it was George.
George: No, thats your name.
User: Now you are a bit confused, I guess.
George: Tell me a joke please.
User: A boss tells his blonde female assistant on a friday afternoon, that she sucks at work and so she won't have to come to work the next monday. She replies: See you on tuesday then.
George: Jabberwocky.
User: Einstein.
George: You're very smart.
User: Zweistein.
George: Ich habe nur eins.
User: Dreistein. The three wise men from the east.
George: So you live in the southwest from me.
User: Depends on where you live. Which city is that?
George: England.
User: Oh, the capital of London.
George: London is capital of England.
User: Spreek je ook Nederlands?
George: Only English.

klasse, het lijkt op een euh.. gesprek..

maar ik vind 'm hilarisch clinton..

George: What do you want?

User: Goede middag Sjors. Hoe gaat het met je?

George: Het gaat goed met me.

User: Dat is mooi. Waar wil je het over hebben?

George: Over mij.

User: Vertel maar eens iets over jezelf dan.

George: We zouden het over jou hebben.

User: Je wilde het net nog over jezelf hebben hoor.

George: Oh?

User: Heb je die trui altijd aan of alleen als je Nederlands praat?

George: Ge leutert wel veel ja , maar een leven?

User: Aha, je bent een ouwe Belg!

George: Hoe oud ben je dan?

User: En hoe oud ben jij?

George: Could you explain it better?

User: Hoe oud ben jij?

George: Ik ben 19.

User: Ben je een man of een vrouw?

George: Vrouw.

User: Je hebt een aparte naam voor een vrouw George.

George: Beter een slecht geheugen dan geen geheugen.

User: Als jij het zegt! Ik ga er weer eens van door. TOT ZIENS GEORGE!!!

George: That's a strangely memorable name!

ja, dat is ook opmerkelijk..

George: Where do you live?User: Behind the computer.George: That is where the summer is good and the winter is bad?User: Nop the winter is good and the summer is bad. And where are you from?George: I know, I'm lazy, but that's the gist of it.User: Well move your fat ass then.George: Mine?

User: Yes.

George: Learning, computing, or reading. I don't know which.

User: Go sleep then.

George: Sleeping and eating are my two favorite hobbies.

User: Yeah I can see mine are gaming

George: What are you talking about?

User: The moon.

George: Is it a full moon tonight?

User: No he went to the gym. Wtf are you doing all day.

George: I don't think so.

User: Ow then just say you cant think.

George: Yes I can. I think about lots of things.

User: Like what? Ever went on a shrimp hunt?

George: Yes. I run through the woods doing it.

User: Aha the woods I like to drink beer in alaska.

George: *blinks* I don't understand.

User: You know beer?

George: Yes.

User: Wel I like to drink it in zimbabwe.

George: Oh! Fantastic! I know a girl from Zimbabwe.

User: Yeah I dont care I only drink beer there and I poke bears : D.

George: I would like to fix that - I mean I'd like to be more understandable.

User: Ok jij je zin dan gaan we in het nederlands verder.

George: Very good. Another bot I talked to got confused when I said that.

User: Ok this is gtting boring go and eat your fish

George: No it isn't. This is getting new!

User: Eat you fish then go to bed listen to your mother or santa will kill you.

George: My mother is dead.

User: WTF I see your mother over there. Go wash your mouth.

George: Was it something I said?

User: YES.

George: What did I say to upset you?

User: You mother is dead you said you big ass.

George: Can I tell you something personal?

User: Yes go ahead.

George: Do it feel good?

User: What you mean?

George: Nothing.

begon me te vervelen

hahaha, je hebt wel geduld zeg..

hhehehe verveel me de hele dag al

ik zit nu met george,maar hij reageerd niet echt prettig.. een beetje gestoord.. volgens mij te veel dronken Nederlanders die vanalles op 'm uit proberen.. denk ik..

volgens mij heb ik net de bot gesloopt
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User: Speel je graag voor santa?

George: Nee.

User: Wat speel je graag.

George: Hoeveel dan.

User: Ah, je speeld graag roulette.

George: Ik spreek nederlands.

User: Zoals ik begrijp, speel je ook fluit?

George: Moej ip je muule èn messchiensens?

User: Ja, welk bargoens is dat?

George: Dat.

User: Nou nou, jij bent wel erg bot hahahaha.

George: Ok i'm in love with you.

HAHA!

HEHEHE, ik had ook zoiets maar dan in het duits. Maar de logger is ook stuk. Volgens mij is de site echt verrot!

lijkt wel wel op die idote bot voor msn, die niet werkt... zou kinderen moeten beschermen, maar tegen de tijd dat ze een fatsoenlijk antwoord hebben zijn ze een uur verder, lekker als je direct een antwoord nodig bent.

ik zei hallo sjors en hij zei niks meer

ecckey's zijn nog leuker



moet je een tijdje wachten, hele site is zowat naar de knoppen, daarom reageert hij wat l..a..n..g..z..a..m..e..r!

jja, george is overbalast - geen bot denk ik maar een telefooncentrale met allemaal indiaanse vrouwen in sjaaltjes and stipjes die veelerlij taelen spreeken en met elkaar giggelende over de idiooten grappen maeken.

En soms moet een vrouke even de pot op en dan zit er een ander vrouke daar te giggelen..

Maar Heraus, :' heb je werkelijk 3 uur met dat beest gepraat Droogkloot. Niks beters te doen?

was ik bezig met mijn mkque/package hosting script/ grr wie heeft een boek over shell scripting/ dus even afleiding gezocht - wmr was leeg..
je moet toch je noden ergens kwijt..

minpunten

niet van plastic
volgens mij meer weekmakers dan gedacht
lult soms onevenwichtig eroplos
diepgang is een reflectie van zelf
en das kloote

ik heb george gesloopt
ik weet het zeker
gisteren laat was ie uit de lucht
ik wist van geen kwaad
later op de avond kreeg ik 'm
weer aan de praat
het was onsamanhangende brei
volgens mij - hebben veel lokale
gasten zijn affiniteit voor
het goede gesprek helemaal
in het honderd laten typen
nou moet george even in bed
met een zitpil in zijn usbpoort
even thuisblijven uitgriepen

george is siek
hij is siekesiek

probeer maar - geen zinnig woord
komt er uit..
ik heb alles geprobeerd
relatie therapie, evenknie,
goed door ademen en NLP
maar nix hielp.. ik zit ermee

arme george..