plak hier uw geestigen kwootz
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its like english
yep, it sure is vague!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Episode #1:

Waldorf: Nurse! There's something wrong with this TV!
Statler: What's that?
Waldorf: It's on!

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Statler: I told you this show was bomb!
(cannon ball flies out of TV and hits an old lady, who flies backwards in her chair)
Statler: What was THAT?
Waldorf: I think her medication just kicked in!
Both: (laugh)
Statler: Nurse! I'll have some of that!

"If plan A fails, you should have a plan B. Not plan A recycled" - 24 season 1

"Remember kids, may all the ups and downs be in bed"

Chad Smith (drummer Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Groovy, baby! Yeah, baby, yeah!

"Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch"

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
-- Julio Iglesias

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

- Albert Einstein

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur : I am your king
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ja, dat zijn quotes daar wordt je of

helemaal buiten zinnen
of je denkt dat
Shakespeare het stuk geschreven heeft.

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Shakespeare komt me mn strot uit, heb ckv gehad vandaag

"shagedallic baby" (weet niet of het goed geschreven is ops: )

Midden in een scene van "Robin Hood, Men in Tights"

Man: "My house is on fire"
Andere Man: "Call the firefighters"

Klant : "Ik kan geen e-mail versturen."
"Is het internet soms vol ?"