Workin like a dog for the boss man
Workin for the company
Im bettin on the dice Im tossin
Im gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

(chorus)
Love in an elevator
Livin it up whn Im goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up till I hit the ground

Jackies in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said can I see you later
And love you just a little more

I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said Ill show you how to fax
In the mailroom, honey
And have you home by five

(chorus)

In the air, in the air, honey one more time
Now it aint fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when Im goin down

Love in an elevator
Goin down

(chorus)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionare
Im gonna be a real fast talker
And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timin right
Its a test that I gotta pass
Ill chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your sassafrass

To the moon & back - Savage garden

She's taking her time making up
The reasons
To justify all the hurt inside
Guess she knows from the smile
And the look in their eyes
Everyone's got a theory about the
Bitter one
They're saying mamma never loved
Her much
And daddy never keeps in touch
That's why she shies away from
Human affection
But somewhere in a private place
She packs her bags for outer space
And now she's waiting for the right
Kind of pilot to come
And she'll say to him
She's saying

Chorus

I would fly to the moon and back if
You'll be
If you'll be my baby
Got a ticket for a world where we
Belong
So would you be my baby

She can't remember a time when she
Felt needed
If love was red then she was colour
Blind
All her friends they've been tried for
Treason
And crimes that were never defined
She's saying love is like a barren
Place
And reaching out for human faith is
Is like a journey I just don't have a
Map for
So baby's gonna take a dive and
Push the shift to overdrive
Send a signal that she's hanging
All her hopes on the stars
What a pleasant dream
Just saying

Chorus

Hold on hold on

Mamma never loved her much
And daddy never keeps in touch
That's why she shies away from
Human affection
But somewhere in a private place
She packs her bags for outer space
And now she's waiting for the right
Kind of pilot to come
And she'll say to him
Just saying

Chorus twice

Birds and butterflies
Rivers and mountains she creates
But you'll never know
The next move she'll make
You can try
But it is useless to ask why
Cannot control her
She goes her own way

She rules until the end of time
She gives and she takes
She rules until the end of time
She goes her own way

With every breath
And all the choice that we make
We are only passing through on her way
I find my strenght
Believing that your soul lives on
Until the end of time
I'll carry it with me

Once you will know my dear
You don't have to fear
A new beginning always starts at the end
Until the end of time
She goes her own way

Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

Hey you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so ...

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm

de gitaarsolo van Telegraph Road van Dire Straits

die zing je???

Ik bler 'm mee ja

The chase...is better than the catch
Transforming the tunes
We need your support
If you've got the breath back
It's a first page of the second chapter

I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Get down in full effect
I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
I want you back, so clean up the dish
By the way, how much is the fish?
How much is the fish?

Here we go, here we go,
Here we go again
Yeeeeeeeeeeah!
Sunshine in the air!

We're breaking the rules
Ignore the machine
You won't ever stop this
The chase...is better than a catch!

I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Get down in full effect
I want you back for the rhythm-attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
I want you back, so clean up the dish
By the way, how much is the fish?
How much is the fish?

Sunshine in the air!
Come on!...Na na na na na na na na na...
Everybody! Na na na na na na na na na...
Come on!
Together!
Yeah...Yeeeeeeeaaah!

How much is the fish?
How much is the fish?
Yeeeeah!
Come on...come on
AAARGH!
Resurrection!

@Ikke: oh, op die manier...

in mijn geval nu:

Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmasters breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools
All the teachers in the pub
Passing round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
The lunch-time bell will ring again.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Headmasters had enough to-day
All the kids have gone away
Gone to fight with next-doors school
Every term, that is the rule
Sits alone and bends his cane
Same old backsides again
All the small ones tell tall tales
Walking home and squashing snails.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Playing football in the park
Kicking pushbikes after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Back of the ead with a plastic cup.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers

darlin' oh darlin' don't be afraid
I love you, love you more than I can explain
we always seem to stop fighting before it's too late
but now there's somethin' baby, somethin' we have to get straight

I'd give up anything for you but not my guitar

it's a feelin' I get when I first plug in
it keeps me addicted, I'm a junkie for my strings
but I've always had time to spend like we do
and I never ever will start mistreatin' you

I'd give up anything for you but not my guitar
I'd give up anything for you but not my guitar

some men just love football, some men like cars
some just like drinkin' in late night bars
but not me baby yeah
all I want to do, is treat you fine treat you fine
but it's in my blood, it's a habit of mine, of mine

I'd give up anything for you but not my guitar
I'd give up anything for you but not my guitar

Truly madly deeply - Savage garden

i'll be your dream
i'll be your wish i'll be your fantasy
i'll be your hope i'll be your love
be everything that you need
i'll love you more with every breath
truly madly deeply do
i will be strong i will be faithful
'cause i'm counting on

a new beginning
a reason for living
a deeper meaning yeah

chorus
i want to stand with you on
a mountain
i want to bath with you in the sea
i want to lay like this forever
until the sky falls down on me

and when the stars are shining
brightly in the velvet sky
i'll make a wish send it to heaven
then make you want to cry
the tears of joy for all the
pleasure in the certainty
that we're surrounded by the
comfort and protection of

the highest powers
in lonely hours
the tears devour you

chorus

oh can you see it baby
you don't have to close your eyes
'cause it's standing right here
before you
all that you need with surely come

i'll be your dream i'll be your wish
i'll be your fantasy
i'll be your hope i'll be your love
be everything that you need
i'll love you more with every breath
truly madly deeply do

chorus

i want to stand with you on a
mountain
i want to bathe with you in the sea
i want to live like this forever
until the sky falls down on me

Oh my baby,
It’s been a long time comin’ yeah yeah,
I’m on my way back home to you.
Oh, This time I stepped up to the plate yeah,
I didn’t mean to do you no harm baby.

Situations change yeah yeah,
I make amends because I’m strong.
All my friend have helped me,
I know where I belong.

I declare,
I’ve been alone without you too long.
If I call will you be there?
Oh next time I’ll make no mistakes yeah,
I won’t leave you like I did before baby.

Situations change yeah yeah,
I make amends because I’m strong.
All my friend have helped me,
I know where I belong.

(Lead Break)

Oh baby you,
You knew I was long gone,
But did you ever once shed a tear?
Oh your life is like a prison baby yeah yeah,
I never meant to waste your precious time.

Situations change yeah yeah,
I make amends because I’m strong.
All my friend have helped me,
I know where I belong.

I hear the seven deadly sins
And the terrible twins came to call on you
The bigger they are babe
The harder they fall on you
And you youre always the same you persevere
On the same old pleasure ground
Oh and it never rains around here
It just comes pouring down

You had no more volunteers
So you got profiteers for to help you out
With friends like that babe
Good friends you had to do without
And now theyve taken the chains and the gears
From off your merry-go-round
Oh and it never rains around here
It just comes pouring down

And your new romeo
Was just a gigolo when he let you down
See the faster they are babe
The faster they get out of town
Leaving make up stains and the tears
Of a clown
Yes and it never rains around here
It just comes pouring down

Oh you were just a roller coaster memory
I dont know why I was even passing through
I saw you making a date with destiny
When he came around here asking after you
In the shadow of the wheel of fortune
Youre busy trying to clear your name
You say i may be guilty yeah that may be true
But Id be lying if I said I was to blame
See we could have been major contenders
We never got no money no breaks
Youve got a list of all the major offenders
You got a list of all their major mistakes
And hes just standing on the shadows
Yes and you smile that come-on smile
Oh I can still hear you say as clear as the day
Id like to make it worth your while

Ah but its a sad reminder
When your organ grinder has to come to you for the rent
And all youve got to give him
Is the use of your side-show tent
Yes and thats all that remains of the years
Spent doing to rounds
And it never rains around here
Well it just comes pouring down

Now you know what they say about beggars
You cant complain about the rules
You know what they say about beggars
You know whos the first to blame his tools
You never gave a damn about who you pick up
And leave lying bleeding on the ground
You screw people over on the way up
Because you thought that you were never coming down
And he takes you out in vaudeville valley
With his hand up smothering your screams
And he screws you down in tin pan alley
In the city of a billion dreams.

Erg fout maar een gegarandeerde lachstuip Zingt u mee op deze melodie

T***** Zijn Mooi
Dingetje
t***** zijn mooi t***** zijn prachtig
god allemachtig wat zijn ze mooi
ik rag hem ertussen tijdens het klussen
net als de russen wat een genot

op het strand, badpak, bikini of bloot
op tv, klein middelmatig of groot
in mijn bed op het strand in de doooouch

"dikke t*****, hele dikke t*****, dikke t*****, wat zijn ze mooi" 4x

op het strand, badpak bikini of bloot
op tv, klein middelmatig of groot
in mijn bed op het strand in de doooouch

t***** zijn mooi t***** zijn prachtig
god allemachtig wat zijn ze mooi
ik rag hem ertussen tijdens het klussen
net als de russen wat een genot

Pak ze maar beet zei tante Greet, ze benne van jououou!!

hahaa, Sjaak, ik zocht eerlijk waar op houtochdiekoppe en ik kreeg dit

Zelfs Je Naam Is Mooi
Henk Westbroek
Als jij je kleren aantrekt, zonder haast
En haast zonder erbij na te denken
Kijk ik naar een omgekeerde striptease
Van een volmaakte schoonheid

Elke handbeweging, een gedicht
Elke buiging als een roos die sluit
O schat van mij, o hemels hoge ster
Zelfs jouw schaduw kan mij verblinden

Dus ga niet weg
Ga nooit bij me weg
Maar als je ooit verdwijnt
Laat mij je dan weer vinden

Zolang ik jou heb, bij me heb
Heb ik de volmaakte liefde lief
Drink ik uit een pure waterbron
En slaap onder een deken van geluk

Jij bent het goudste zonlicht
Een volmaakt helder kristal
Zo schitterend dat het licht ervan
Me soms dreigt te verblinden

Maar ga niet weg
Ga nooit bij me weg
En als je ooit verdwijnt
Laat mij je dan weer vinden

Zelfs je naam is mooi
Mooier dan die van iedereen
Die dezelfde naam heeft

Zelfs je naam is mooi
Mooier dan die van iedereen

Dus ga niet weg
Ga nooit bij me weg
Maar als je ooit verdwijnt
Laat mij je dan weer vinden

Julia

Kaplaarzen
Dingetje
De rubberen laarzen
Toen ik laatst weer eens op een mooie zondag aan het garnalen vissen was
Door het Zandvoortse zeewater
Dacht ik, ah dat is ook niks he, garnalen vissen op je zondagse schoenen
Door het water heen waden
Ik denk, Manus weet je wat jij nodig heb
Een paar rubberen laarzen
Kaplaarzen
Echte rubberen kaplaarzen
Ik denk, nou dat moest ik maar doen ook
Dus ik naar de speciale laarzenshop
En daar stonden ze

In Amsterdam, in de Kuipstraat
Een levensgrote laarzenwinkel
Vol met laarzen
Rubberen laarzen
Rubberen kaplaarzen

Kaplaarzen
'Goedemiddag meneer', sprak de man me vriendelijk toe
'Wat kan ik voor u doen?'
Ik zeg: 'Geeft u mij maar een paar lekkere fijne warme rubberen
kaplaarzen'
En hij laat me daar een paar fijne laarzen zien
Ik was zo blij as een kind

Kaplaarzen
Fijne rubberen kaplaarzen
Met winterkapjes d'r bij

Kaplaarzen
Kaplaarzen
Rubberen laarzen
Van die bruine, wel een beetje een poepkleur

Kaplaarzen
Als ze maar waterdicht zijn
Kaplaarzen
Kap, kap, kaplaarzen
Maar dan van rubber
Rubberen laarzen, voor Manussie
Om garnalen te vissen

Kaplaarzen
Kap, kaplaarzen
Kaplaarzen
Je bent toch niet doof
Rubberen laarzen
Kaplaarzen

Van die rubberen kaplaarzen, maar dan wel waterdicht graag
Vijfenzestig gulden? Dat is geen geld
Kaplaarzen
Knappe kaplaarzen
Knappe, rubberen, lekkere kaplaarzen
Kaplaarzen
Je bent toch niet doof mafkees
Ik mot een paar rubberen kaplaarzen om garnalen mee te vissen, ja

Stien, trek jij m'n laarzen effe uit
Nee, je hoeft ze niet in te vetten schat, dit zijn rubberen laarzen
Kaplaarzen
Je bent toch niet achterlijk
Kaplaarzen
Schat, trek jij m'n laarzen even uit

Zo ja
En ik zeg nog tegen die man: 'Heb u ook lieslaarzen?'
Nee zei die man: 'Ik verkoop alleen laarzen'
Ik begrijp er niets van
Maar ik zeg tegen 'm: 'Doe er een leuk zuidwestertje bij'

Kaplaarzen
Kap, kap, kaplaarzen
Maar dan van rubber
Ik zoek een paar kaplaarzen
Ruberen-n-n-n-n-n kaplaarzen
'Stop? Nee, 'k ga door!'
Kaplaarzen
Rubberen laarzen
'Nee, ik stop niet'
Rubberen laarzen
Kaplaarzen

En misschien zie je me nog wel 'ns lopen door het water
Met m'n fijne mooie rubberen, waterdichte, kaplaarzen
En m'n rooie zuidwestertje, want dat moet ook op natuurlijk
Mooi he schat, ja kijk d'r maar effe naar
Die fijne rubberen kaplaarzen

'k Ga naar huis, effe een balletje eten
Kaplaarzen

Kpuc: Dank je... ik was net die van henk westbroek kwijt, en nu zit ie weer in m'n kop... Je wordt bedankt!

Op het moment jengel ik de gitaarsolo van Dire Straits - Telegraph road mee

Never met a girl could make me feel the way that you do.
(You're all right).
Whenever I'm asked what makes-a my dreams real, I tell em you do.
(You're outta sight).
Well tweedle dee, tweedle dum, look out baby 'cause here I come.

(Aaahh) Bringin' you a love that's true, Get ready, get ready
(Aaahh) Start makin' love to you, Get ready, get ready.
(Aaahh) Get ready, cause here I come (on my way)

You wanna play hide and seek with love, let me remind ya.
(You're all right).
Lovin' you're gonna miss, and the time it takes to find ya.
(You're outta sight).
Fe Fi Fo Fo Fum, Look out baby now here I come.

(Aaahh) Bringin' you a love that's true, Get ready, get ready
(Aaahh) Start makin' love to you, Get ready, get ready.
(Aaahh) Get ready, cause here I come (on my way)

If all my friends shouldn't want me to, I think I'll understand
(You're alright)
Hope I get to you before they do cause, that's how I planned it.
(You're outta sight)
Well tweedle dee, tweedle dum, look out baby 'cause here I come.

(Aaahh) Bringin' you a love that's true, Get ready, get ready
(Aaahh) Start makin' love to you, Get ready, get ready.
(Aaahh) Get ready, cause here I come (on my way)

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There has to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Neves seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even at my favourite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
F**king high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

i'll be your dream
i'll be your wish i'll be your fantasy
i'll be your hope i'll be your love
be everything that you need
i'll love you more with every breath
truly madly deeply do
i will be strong i will be faithful
'cause i'm counting on

a new beginning
a reason for living
a deeper meaning yeah

chorus
i want to stand with you on
a mountain
i want to bath with you in the sea
i want to lay like this forever
until the sky falls down on me

and when the stars are shining
brightly in the velvet sky
i'll make a wish send it to heaven
then make you want to cry
the tears of joy for all the
pleasure in the certainty
that we're surrounded by the
comfort and protection of

the highest powers
in lonely hours
the tears devour you

chorus

oh can you see it baby
you don't have to close your eyes
'cause it's standing right here
before you
all that you need with surely come

i'll be your dream i'll be your wish
i'll be your fantasy
i'll be your hope i'll be your love
be everything that you need
i'll love you more with every breath
truly madly deeply do

chorus

i want to stand with you on a
mountain
i want to bathe with you in the sea
i want to live like this forever
until the sky falls down on me