(verteller): Ladies and gentlemen! The Samurai Pizza Cats Fanclub Oath!

(Big Cheese): The Pizza Cats are samurai, and I'd like to note:

(Jerry Atric (die ouwe kraai)): Their antics take your breath away.

(Big Cheese): Like furballs in your throat!

(Speedy): We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat.

(Guido): Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down.
(Polly): We land upon... our feet!

(Verteller): So hail to thee, oh, Pizza Cats. Please ring your little bell. Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like...

(Iedereen): PIZZA CATS!!!