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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
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Tovenaar Erelid WMRindex: 370 OTindex: 3.459
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Hehe, dan zie je inderdaad echt geen daglicht meer. |
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
(fortune cooky) |
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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
(0x2b || !0x2b) = $the_question |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
Quote Ikke: (0x2b || !0x2b) = $the_question Leuke expressie zeg nee, ik vind het een tering ding -> je kan er niks mee (tenminst ik niet ) |
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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
Weetj wel wat er staat? |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
Je kijkt of iets dat of dat is en kent die waarde daar aan toe toch of ben ik nu zo slecht ingewijd in php of zo |
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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
daar staat: To be or not to be is the question ... |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
Quote Ikke: daar staat: To be or not to be is the question ... ah damn, moet echt meer in programma taal gaan spreken |
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dandy winnaar PW 06
WMRindex: 202 OTindex: 1.935 S |
niet doen |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
if($dandy != "stom"){ echo "dandy is niet dom"; }elseif($dandy == "lief"){ echo "dandy is lief"; }else{ echo $dandy; } |
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dandy winnaar PW 06
WMRindex: 202 OTindex: 1.935 S |
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
Quote my-angel: if($dandy != "stom"){ echo "dandy is niet dom"; }elseif($dandy == "lief"){ echo "dandy is lief"; }else{ echo $dandy; } dat is een understatement ! |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
Quote heraux: Quote my-angel: if($dandy != "stom"){ echo "dandy is niet dom"; }elseif($dandy == "lief"){ echo "dandy is lief"; }else{ echo $dandy; } dat is een understatement ! Vond ik ook al |
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dandy winnaar PW 06
WMRindex: 202 OTindex: 1.935 S |
waarom heb jij geen pp?? |
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my-angel Oudgediende
WMRindex: 564 OTindex: 11.965 S |
Quote dandy: waarom heb jij geen pp?? Nog geen zin/tijd gehad om er een te maken doe ik na de vakantie wel.. |
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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
Quote my-angel: if($dandy != "stom"){ echo "dandy is niet dom"; }elseif($dandy == "lief"){ echo "dandy is lief"; }else{ echo $dandy; } In Python: if dandy != "stom" print "dandy is niet stom" elif dandy == "lief" print "dandy is lief" else print dandy Ziet er 'n stuk leesbaarder uit he? |
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him! The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him. As sharply sweet to my heart he seems As the fragrance of acacia. My own dear love, he is all my dreams -- And I wish he were in Asia. -- Dorothy Parker
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
10 ?"Wat vind je van dandy ? : ";:input dandy$ 20 if not dandy$=="stom" then 30 ?"dandy is niet stom "; 40 else 50 if dandy$=="lief" then 60 ?"dandy is lief "; 70 else 80 ?"dandy is ";dandy$ 90 endiff 100 endiff 110 endiff
cls save "dandy",a run
wat vind je van dandy ? : _
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
10 dual=(dummy*1*dual)*-1 : ?dual;:goto 10
de oneliner met enen en nullen (voor de Atari 800XL)
*1* de kleiner.groter symbolen |
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Ikke Oudgediende
WMRindex: 888 OTindex: 29.466 S |
Ook humor is op iemand anders z'n Linux box runlevel 6 als default instellen N00b uitleg: runlevel 6 is in linux reboot. Dus als de computer standaard in runlevel 6 opstart, blijft ie constant rebooten |
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
Ikke: VOORAL NIET UITLEGGEN
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heraux Oudgediende
WMRindex: 9.537 OTindex: 27.258 T S |
Fortune cooky voor vandaag Quote:
Lobster:
Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked. The fact is, lobsters are among the most ferocious predators on the sea floor, and you're helping reduce crime in the reefs. Grasp the lobster behind the head, look it right in its unmistakably guilty eyestalks and say, "Where were you on the night of the 21st?", then flourish a picture of a scallop or a sole and shout, "Perhaps this will refresh that crude neural apparatus you call a memory!" The lobster will squirm noticeably. It may even take a swipe at you with one of its claws. Incorrigible. Pop it into the pot. Justice has been served, and shortly you and your friends will be, too. Dave Barry
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Jivebunny oud moderator
WMRindex: 2.033 OTindex: 2.918 T |
@heraux, haha zit hier nog te grinniken Collega's kijken me vreemd aan Maar dat doen ze wel vaker Kom maar op WMR bowling 2 |
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Stryfe Senior lid WMRindex: 525 OTindex: 572 Wnplts: Den Bosch S |
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