Deze vind ik ook meesterlijk.

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Al Pacino-Godfather 2 (1974)

Waarom gebruiken jullie het oude topic gewoon niet

Dat is dan mijn fout Luna, ik heb deze opnieuw gemaakt.
Sorry wist niet dat deze al bestond

Geeft niet, ik kan de oude ook weghalen

(Dit is wel een hele foute)
I never broke the law. I am the law!

Judge Dredd

Die is ook goed


Yippie-Ka-Yee Motherf*****

Bruce Willis

I'll be back.
Hasta la vista baby.
Beide Arnold Schwarzennegger.
Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn.
Clark Gable.

Can.. you.. dig it?!!!!

the Warriors

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!

Jerry Maguire (1996)

SLC Punk:

Mark: Now you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this,
[makes motions of waves with hands]
Mark: Right? But you see this water bed is special,
[draws his hands across the bed]
Mark: , you see? It has no waves.
Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
[awkward silence]
Mark: But this HAS no waves.

You talking to me?

TAXI DRIVER (1976)

Xavier

Squisy

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

APOCALYPSE NOW (1979)

You can't handle the truth!

A FEW GOOD MEN (1992)

I feel the need - the need for speed!

TOP GUN (1986)

KairA Eskapéé

Full Metal Jacket
Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Fight Club

Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction....

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and creedence to all who claim it!? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your appartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned........Tyler. (Als je de DVD opstart)

POTC I
Jack:
"Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can alway trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

FORREST GUMP (1994)

Legolas: "I feel something, a kind of tingeling sensation in my hand. I think it's starting to affect me"
Gimli: "I told you, he can't hold his liquor" *thud*

LOTR, the return of the king extended edition

Happy feet:
I hear people wanting something.. ME!!

We are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world.

Fight Club

teletubbies xD

nee ik heb liever domination tank police

"I am the clit commander!"

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Allemaal Snatch :

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

POTC of niet Ikky....